Monthly Archives: April 2013

The Man in the Park

2018 no edit Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer WRITER’S CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since it was posted. I offer no apologies for misplaced or missing commas, excessive use of the words have, had, that, and excessive … Continue reading

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“A Question about my Rebate, Miss, please.”

2018 Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer Today I bought a ream of paper at Staples. The listed price was $3.99, clearly posted. When the cashier rang it up the amount came to over $7.00.  I have taught myself to … Continue reading

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DOG SUCCESSFULLY PASSES TRAFFIC SCHOOL TEST for MASTER

2018 Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer I finished the test without reading any of the material or studying, missed two questions, and got an 88%. From my mistakes I have learned: * a depth of 1/8″ tread is required … Continue reading

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NEIGHBOR COMPLAINTS OVER MY NEW FICUS TREES

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The Naked Man — Der Nakte Mann — Post Scriptus

Now that I am more aware of the situation, I realize what was so captivating about the naked man, he was walking down the street like a god. I thought about it. Jesus was crucified by people who did not … Continue reading

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The Naked Man — Der Nackte Mann

2012, 2018 Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer I turned onto my new street in the Valley, and noticed a sea of commotion on the sidewalk.  Before me, among all the rubberneckers, stood a very good looking naked young man … Continue reading

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