Monthly Archives: January 2013

THIS JUST IN FROM RUSSIA — ETO TOL’KO V N OUTY PRUSSII — GAYS ARE BANNED!

2018 Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer Russia has devised a new law against homosexuality, which they have labeled “Homosexual Propaganda”– a giant step backward. It places into effect a new law that will imprison persons of the same sex … Continue reading

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ALCOHOLISM — A DIS-EASE?

no edit 2018, Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer, apologies if needed.  As a lifelong recovering addict of everything from past cigarettes to Zoloft, it is not my intent to offend anybody. Dear Reader, please feel free to correct me … Continue reading

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CARDINAL MAHONEY PROTECTS PEDOPHILE PRIESTS WHILE DENYING CHILDRENS’ RIGHTS

In response to his act of protecting pedophile priests, Cardinal Mahoney said, “I was naiive and did not realize the effects of sex abuse and the long term effects it has on children.” This man intentionally moved priests over state … Continue reading

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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL — if you can see past the SUVs on the road

It’s the huge, blacked out SUVs that make life on the road dangerous and ugly. Caveat: This article does not apply to taxi, rescue, hotel, and airport staff who provide a valuable service driving SUV’s. For you, I give thanks. … Continue reading

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ASBERGIS SYNDROME MY ASS

Asbergis Syndrome my ass! Double Elderly Egotistical Parents Syndrome is what ails me. Now, like the pollywog growing legs and playing Mother May I?, I have to get over it and take a giant leap forward and maybe I’ll find … Continue reading

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“I WANT A GUN!” CRIED ALONE

WRITER’S CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since it was written. Please do not read. There are so many other better posts to read. Try my post on Eleanor Roosevelt. This is a first draft of an idea that … Continue reading

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Mothers Day Comes But Once A Year

Mothers Day Comes But Once A Year Raised in a castle on a lake patrolled by white swans, dropped off at school by a chauffeur wearing white gloves, a lost youth, a youth lost, growing up in the shadows of … Continue reading

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SO WHO DOES DESERVE all the ATTENTION MISTAKENLY LAVISHED on LANCE?

So, if Lance Armstrong didn’t win the Tour de France, (which of course everybody except Lance Armstrong has known all along), who does deserves all the attention bestowed upon this liar all these years? Who does deserve all the endorsement … Continue reading

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DOG BLESS EVERY HYDRANT AND EVERY TREE

WRITER’S CAVEAT: This post was written when we still had the problem. We solved it without Cesar, with patience, more patience, and more patience. When I take the dog out to drain him, I have to take with me several … Continue reading

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TEENS SHOPLIFT TO BE ELIGIBLE TO JOIN A GANG

WRITER’S CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since 2012. I make no apologies for excessive use of the words have, had, that, missing or misplaced commas, and excessive use of exclamation points. “Kicks just keep getting harder to find,” … Continue reading

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