Monthly Archives: March 2011

“Who Am I?” Series — “Zeez kidz are eating me out of Haus und home”.

© 2011, 2018 Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer We all have a way of sticking things in our body to make us feel better.  That summer of ’67, Sis and I became Amazon eaters, eating everything that was not … Continue reading

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CAROL BURNETT’S VISION ‘MOTHER OF THE YEAR’ AWARD

Carol Burnett shared this on The Tonight Show. I thought it was cute. Many years ago, Carol and her husband, Joe Hamilton, had reprimanded their late daughter, Carrie Hamilton, for telling a fib. She had been sent to her bedroom … Continue reading

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DECIPHERING LANDLORD LINGO

© 2011, Mirror Image Presentations CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since 2011. The author holds no responsibility for grammatical errors, or any writing that may seem less than talented. Pieces of this were part of a standup routine … Continue reading

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A MESSAGE TO THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN

Dear friends in Japan, As we contemplate the great number of people who have died in this tragedy, we may feel very strongly that we ourselves, in some part or manner, also have died. The pain of one part of … Continue reading

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ATTN: U.C.L.A. CHANCELLOR GENE D. BLOCK

© 2011, Mirror Image Presentations Alan Obermayer Mr. Gene D. Block Chancellor U.C.L.A. Box 951405, 2147 Murphy Hall Los Angeles, CA 90095-1405 March 18, 2011 Re: THANK GOD THAT THE IDES OF MARCH ARE BEHIND US! Dear Mr. Chancellor, Alan … Continue reading

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DISASTER IN JAPAN

Now I know why I’ve always been against building nuclear reactors on earthquake fault lines. What a sad state of affairs for not only the people of Japan but for all humanity. Aren’t these “experts” who are telling us radiation … Continue reading

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Pintipilus and Aphrodesia Do BUSINESS in ANCIENT SYRIA

Last edit 8/25/ 2018, Mirror Image Presentations, Alan John Mayer Our next speaker, author of the Young Adult Quadrilogy ‘A Boy Alone’ Book I ‘OBSESSED’ soon available on Kindle, asks if there be any barristers in the room, that they … Continue reading

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NOTHING CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF PERSISTENCE

Again, I am unaware of the author of this piece. If you know who it is, please let me know. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men … Continue reading

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AN IDEA HELD FIRMLY IN MIND

I am unaware of who wrote this but I ran across it at least three decades ago. If anyone knows who the author is, I would like to know. An idea held firmly in mind attracts to it the necessary … Continue reading

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UPDATED COMPANY RESTROOM PROCEDURES

TO: All Store Staff FROM: Management                                                                                                                     SUBJECT: Restroom Procedures Settle down, please. Mr. Dickinson, please take your seat. Miss Speaker, would you please sit down?  Beloved employees, you may be wondering why I have asked you to show up … Continue reading

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