Monthly Archives: August 2018

Fifteen and On My Own

2018, Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer On December 30th, my parents’ friends drove me to Altenkirchen to spend New Year’s Eve with Angelika and Michael in their old house, with the closed doors. My imagination was inspired. What lies … Continue reading

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MORE GOOD NEWS

Alan John Mayer, Mirror Image Edutainment, 2018 More good news!  People are living longer and longer.  The bad news:  We do not get to choose which people.   God bless us all.

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It’s Fun to Stay at The Y.M.C.A.

© 2018 Mirror Image Presentations, Alan John Mayer. Thank you, Madam President for assuaging my entry.  Blessed Solstice, members, and guests.  I googled March 22nd In History and read about absolutely every boring thing that happened from 250 B.C. to … Continue reading

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Was President Abraham Lincoln Gay?

© 2018, Mirror Image Presentations, Alan John Mayer Ladies and gentlemen, have I been digging for you.  What juicy fun. Yesterday Mr. Trump received Congressional approval for his 30 MILLION dollar military parade.  In this update, I am happy to … Continue reading

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ICEBREAKER — Made in Morocco

© 2018 Mirror Image Presentations, Alan John Mayer Members and guests, the board has invited today’s speaker, author of the Young Adult Trilogy ‘A BOY ALONE’, Founder of SNIPPPED, Survivors of Nervous Interrupting Pagan Parents Pursuing Ecclesiastic Diversion, to share … Continue reading

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L’Histoire de la Toilette — Toilet History

© 2018 Mirror Image Presentations, Alan John Mayer L’Histoire de la Toilette — Bringing A Nasty Shituation Under Control Our next speaker, as a child, lived along the Mediterranean rim.  During a visit to the ruins of Leptus Magnum, the … Continue reading

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THE THREE STAGES OF A DREAM Golden Peppermill Award Acceptance Speech

GOLDEN PEPPERMILL AWARD © 2017, Alan John Mayer, Mirror Image Presentations PRESENTER: Members and guests of the Golden Peppermill Society, every winter the Golden Peppermill award for Best Waiter is bestowed upon a Master, outstanding in the field of service.  … Continue reading

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A TRIBUTE to ARETHA FRANKLIN

Aretha worked for me, — when I was very young, in what was then new Aurora, my mother and sister walked around the private hedged yard from May until September in bikinis, and I played along in my Speedos.  Try … Continue reading

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Trum-pito tweets “I hate…”

“I hate disloyal people” Trump Jr. tweets.  Perhaps he finds himself surrounded by so many disloyal people because not all people side with hatred and bullying. Praise for those who will continue to fight bigotry, hatred, and suppression.   The … Continue reading

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