Monthly Archives: August 2012

PARIS HILTON’S OBSESSION WITH A $356,000 DOLLAR DOGHOUSE AND JENNIFER LOPEZ HAS 2,400 SHOES!!!

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations This just in from ABC’s 20/20. Did you know that Jennifer Lopez has more than one thousand two hundred (that’s 1,200) pairs of shoes? As one who loves shoes myself, I can understand having twenty, thirty, … Continue reading

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A SHOUT out for Last Night’s STAND UP Talent

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations AUTHOR’S CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since 2012. I make no apologies for over use of the words have, had, that, misplaced or missing commas, or overuse of exclamation points! Here’s a laugh — … Continue reading

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A Quick SHOUT out for the Comics at the Laugh Factory

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations PRIMERO — THANK YOU for tuning in. WRITER’S CAVEAT: This post has not been edited since 2012. No apologies for misplaced commas, excessive use of the words have, had, that, or excessive use of exclamation points! … Continue reading

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OIL PAINTING “THE PATH” BY PHYLLIS ’61 (DILLER? — YOU DECIDE)

WHERE IS THE DAMN PICTURE AFTER SPENDING HALF AN HOUR DOWNLOADING AND RE-DOWNLOADING AND SEARCHING AND RE-SEARCHING?? Please call me if you can help. Thank you. So look ye now, I get three, I’m charmed. Too charmed to even attempt … Continue reading

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REMEMBERING PHYLLIS DILLER

Yesterday, August 20, 2012, trailblazing comedienne Phyllis Diller passed away at the age of 95. Phyllis, once a housewife and mother, began her stand up career well into her forties at a time when only men dared stand on stage. … Continue reading

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COME EARN TEN DOLLARS (P.P.) FOR STANDING IN LINE

AUTHOR’S CAVEAT: This is about standup. No apologies for punctuation. Come earn money standing in line at the (world famous) Laugh Factory — then give it up @ the door (to the cashier) for Alan Obermayer. Mention my name for … Continue reading

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OBSESSION

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations This just in from ABC’s 20/20. Did you know Jennifer Lopez has more than one thousand two hundred (that’s 1,200) pairs of shoes!? And then there is Beth Shack, who has four walk in closets just … Continue reading

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ICY HOT it is not

“I don’t know what you are complaining about. You get all the ice you want in winter, and I get it in the summer. It’s perfectly fair.” ~ CHM

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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS NO LONGER STAYS IN VEGAS

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations This is a piece from my stand up days. Bill Clinton took a survey of all the married women in Washington D.C. and learned 50% of them were unfaithful to their husbands. So, he composed a … Continue reading

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Give up sugar? NEVER!

©2012, Mirror Image Presentations I’m tired of having to struggle my way through all the Weight Watchers and Skinny Cow ice cream bars in my grocer’s freezer. Ice cream is supposed to taste like ice cream. Sugar free = Taste … Continue reading

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