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The Good News — People are living longer than ever — but

The Good News — People are living longer than ever! The Bad News is We do not get to choose which people.

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The dog started it. He’s to blame.

I heard this on The Tonight Show. While investigating a car crash near a local pub early Sunday morning, Officer Brad Walker reported he heard the K9 dog barking uncontrollably inside his patrol car. Walker says a man was making … Continue reading

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Rolling Head Down the Thames

Recently, London police found a severed head rolling down the Thames River. Unfortunately Scotland Yard was unable to identify the head because, as the head is British, police could not find any dental records. And so it was.

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