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Editor’s Note: This document did not transfer properly. There are no spaces nor commas, but each character is described by NAME, POSITION, and DATE of BIRTH
UNITED STATES OF CONSCIOUSNESS POLICE RECORDS
LISTING OF RESIDENTS POPULATION: 156 and growing
(Note to Chief of Police: all dates of birth need to be verified with Form I-2736b.)
King Kiriakos Godfried Goldspinner 1809 King of Abundance
Queen Marguerite Goldspinner 1815 Queen of Abundance
Princess Pristine, Princess of Perfection 1890 Queen of Abundance
Godwyn Bonheur, Defender of the Faith 1877 King of Abundance
Possessia Bonheur 1901 Godwyn’s oldest daughter
Geezealous Bonheur 1902 Godwyn’s second daughter
Princess Princilla Agarapina Bonheur 1918 Princess of Abundance
Prince Alone Rex Bonheur 1925 Prince of Abundance
Uncle Kitzio Bonheur 1897 Godwyn’s younger brother
Aunt Hubertine Bonheur 1892 Kitzio’s wife
Brunette Bonheur 1917 Princilla’s cousin
Blondine Bonheur 1919 cousin and classmate
Linda van Skook 1917 Princilla’s classmate
Bella van Skook 1920 Princilla’s classmate
Princess Erica of Discord 1882 Queen Pristine’s twin sister
Uncle Buzz Runner 1882 Queen’s uncle-in-law
Auntie Envie Goldspinner 1880 Queen Pristine’s aunt
Earl of Indifference 1870 Princilla’s father-in-law
Lady Indifference 1872 Princilla’s mother-in-law
Gerk of Indifference 1913 Princilla’s husband to be
Lord George Woolsey 1867 Minister of State
Lady Avorah Woolsey 1869 Grand Dame
Lord Lindsey Dragglesdorp 1876 member of Parliament
Lady Pearl Dragglesdorp 1881 friend of the Queen
Lord Theodore Topesch 1862 member of Parliament
Lady Theodora Buxom-Topesch 1866 friend of the Queen
Lord Manton Cnut 1877 Newspaper Owner
Lady Celestina Cnut 1882 Grand Dame
Count Russell 1899 Member of Parliament
THE QUEEN’S STAFF
Mrs. Mina Amora 1886 Queen’s ladies maid
Miss Competencia Arguile 1860 Queen’s wardrobess
Miss Patience Deere 1933 Queen’s lady-in-waiting
Miss Tusnedla (Tussia) Thornecroft 1900 Queen’s secretary
Miss Iris Cönders 1865 Queen’s consultant
Garcilanzo 1912 bodyguard
Mr. Tip O’Keefe 1918 bodyguard
Mr. Bob Boswell 1902 bodyguard
Mr. Robhair van Sheerer 1912 Queen’a hairdresser
THE PALACE STAFF
Orderic Tibbons 1860 butler
Able Henceforth 1901 first footman
Fenewick Twickenham 1913 second footman
Albert Fiddlestix 1904 third footman
James Prescott 1900 fourth footman
Miss Joi Dyer 1911 governess to Alone
Mrs. Feodora Bissiby 1882 Queen’s housekeeper
Maurice Le Souffle 1900 palace chef
Fradenzo Kookje 1904 palace baker
Mrs. Entra Sitwell 1878 Head Mistress
Miss Viola Hiss 1905 Teaching intern
Master McMasters 1897 History English teacher
Here Lutto von Lempke 1862 music teacher
Mr. Guillyum Snibbles 1872 Groundskeeper
Mr. Willard Wollard 1891 Horticulturalist
Nik Digweed 1923 Gardener
Peter Knauer 1918 Stable boy
The Gardener Brothers, Billy, Bobby, Robbie, 1920’s Gardeners
Uppsola Pumba 1817 Queen’s lady-in-wsiting
Nanny Carabella Needlepinch 1830 nanny to Pristine
Nanny McMeane 1860 nanny to Bonheurs
Nanny Agatha Bickerstaff 1848 nanny to Bonheurs
Miss Edwina Zambelli 1910 Princilla’s lady’s maid
Miss Pingüine Knopfke 1928 Scullery maid
Miss Marguerite Raske 1930 kitchen maid
Minister Göran van Skook 1882 Royal Advisor
Mrs. van Skook 1884 Minister’s wife
Mr. Helmuth Crankshaft 1899 Chauffeur
Mr. Condos Schuldenfrei 1896 King’s financial advisor
Dr. Fingerling 1870 royal gynecologist
Dr. Kindervater 1862 royal pediatrician
Dr. Fuehlgoed 1875 royal general medic
Dr. Victoria Paynefrei 1895 royal sleep specialist
Enzo Maravillosillo 1904 King’s valet
Fenewick Twickenham 1906 second footman
James Prescott 1904 third footman
Randall Quigley 1900 fourth footman
Monsieur Carpintier 1890 carpenter contractor
Raol Krajovic 1900 laborer
Paol Krajovic 1901 laborer
Ms. Rolanda de la Tranier 1909 equestrian
Mr. Tomasio Turner 1909 royal tennis teacher
The VILLAGERS of CONTENTMENT
Ike de Boer 1879 Innkeeper
Rengadeng de Boer 1887 barmaid, wife of Ike
The Royal Guardsmen 101 21 to 36
Mrs. Winnefred Wydeloade 1870 town gossip
Widow Cratchet 1867 country widow
The RESIDENTS of CONFUSION
Herr von Ledermann 1900 merchant shopkeeper
Mr. Kiepke 1902 pawnbroker
Mrs. Dreadknot 1904 landlady
Landlord Ogreman 1860 landlord
Mr. Moore 1878 landlord
Mr. Dung Wrong 1900 land developer
Count Randall Rude II 1892 Count of Confusion
Count Randall Rude Junior III 1925 son of the Count
Mrs. Canundrum 1899 homeowner, grandmother
Sammy Sales 1923 tele-marketer
Ducky Benton 1920 celebrity
Mr. Albert Cause 1906 headhunter
Brooke Healingstream 1911 automobile designer
Brian Healingstream 1908 inventor
UNDERSTANDING STAFF and STUDENTS
Miss Sparkle Ticklebottom 1915 Admissions clerk
Miss Anna Thistlewhite 1902 Housing speciaist
Mrs. Edna Svenehoed 1917 student store manager
Ms. Wander Sprenger 1903 University Professor
Mr. Guy Moveforth 1904 University counselor
Pætrik Saddleroft 1922 Medical student
Miss Emma Starlett 1925 life coach
Wilfred Peek 1917 fashion mogul
Heinrich Kloppenburg 1931 fashion designer
Baktevedanta Swami Prabhupada 1899 Krishna devotee
Maitre ‘d Rogaire 1927 Matire ‘d
Miss Kate Chilton 1936 Waitress
ACADEMY of FORGIVENESS FACULTY
Dean Jeanine Fortuitous 1900 Dean of the Academy
Mr. Boondoggle 1906 School principal
Miss Iddie Tiddie 1940 School Secretary
Miss Biddie Tiddie 1942 School Treasurer
Mr. Blubberbutt 1911 Academy faculty member
Mr. Henry Belcher 1923 Academy faculty member
Mr. Alec Coochkis 1934 Academy faculty member
Ms. Ellison Cisneros 1921 Academy faculty member
The EDITING WRITING STAFF In FORGIVENESS
Mayor Peer Meilleur 1902 Mayor of Forgiveness
Mr. Wolfgang Cuddlemey 1918 Real estate agent
Miss Jutta Wigglesdorfer 1940 Personal secretary
Miss Valeria Bumpske 1945 secretary/typist
Ms. Patricia Paisley 1950 typist
Miss Angelique Schwimke 1929 editor
Reverend Peggy Bassett 1900 motivational speaker
Mr. Evets Nibul 1929 royal portraitist
Mr. Thomas Thornecroft 1904 literary manager
Mr. Kabuki Kariwana 1925 manager
Mr. Franque Blaque 1892 agent
Mrs. Bunny Blaque 1904 agent
Ms. Lori Premiere 1912 QVC television queen
Hettie Willision 1871 Princilla’s lady’s maid
Trevor Dragby 1922 Princilla’s footman
Keithleigh 1948 footman
Earl Quigley 1951 footman
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