How To Toilet Train Your Cat

2015, Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer

The results are in. I finally figured out how to toilet train my cats. I quit my job, stayed home to watch them, and every time they stepped into the bathroom, I lifted them off their sandbox, and set them on the toilet. To the right, an early step, with more sand. To the left, the end result.

My cats used the toilet regularly, and upon occasion, when the lid had mistakenly left down, pooped in the sink. After a stressful move, things changed, and I gave them the right to scratch.

Stupid humans interrupted their lives, but I must admit, a cat needs to scratch.

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Quit your job and embark on a course in patience.

For more information on how you, too, can train your cat to use the toilet, check out Pokey and his two toilet trained cats on YouTube: Meck&Miao and Pokey.

Thanks,
Alan.

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