Mirror Image Edutainment, Alan John Mayer
So I’m a bit late. It took us a while to catch up with you skinny folks.
There is One God.
This God is the Great Pumpkin.
This God is my God now.
He is kind, loving, generous,
and gives us lots of candy.
I accept His many treats
and give thanks for His generosity.
I count my many pieces of candy
and bless each one as I set it aside
Then I let it all go
and say thank you, God.
Thank you for all the candy and chocolate.
And so it is.
And all the trick-or-treaters said,
“A-men. Now let’s go enjoy our candy.”