Dear Reader,
If you have come this far, I thank you for taking the time to read. I have made an attempt to read each of your blogs and in an effort to maintain sanity, have foreclosed on the idea of “friend”ing. Please do not get me wrong. I would like to be everyone’s friend, but I’d like to know your full name, eye, and hair color.
Is bald a hair color? The DMV thinks so.
If ever a person was open to change it is I, which perhaps explains why, since entering this world fifty some years ago in Casablanca, Morocco (Sixty-three in this 2018 edit), I have had more than four names in six careers spanning more than fifty addresses, forty-six if I don’t count Mummy’s ‘foster’ homes. If Who flings enough Mud on the wall, something is bound to stick sometime for Poo. I just hope I’m still around. If not, I doubt I will miss any of this.
I WANT TO GO HOME to GOD.
Thank you for your unwavering support. Godspeed.
Alan John Mayer
✝ Goetschkes
✝ Alan Goldwyn
✝ Alan Allen
* fool